1 |
Hitsujibungaku |
"more than words" |
single |
Taking money from the rich to give to the poor |
2 |
キングサリ |
"okaerikimi" |
single |
is too late, |
3 |
milet |
"Noёl In July" |
5am |
a performative and earnestly superficial stunt |
4 |
ASTERISM |
"Sunny" |
BESIDE 5 |
that will be successful only as long as it takes the rich to hire better temporary security |
5 |
NARLOW |
"アオハルマイノリティ" |
毒舌に尽くし難し/アオハルマイノリティ 4 |
while they quietly replace the amateur thieves |
6 |
Faulieu. |
"kirai" |
single |
with their own professionals. |
7 |
THEO NOVA |
"Sunrise" |
single |
Concentrated riches are not a social resource, |
8 |
カミツキ |
"Re:ASTER" |
single |
they are a symptom of systemic dysfunction, |
9 |
Starmarie |
"Amber summer rider" |
single |
and allowing them to declare or concede their own altruism is admitting the depth of the flaws. |
10 |
Mirai Kodai Orchestra |
"Let There be Light" |
The larva of Babel 5 |
The rich welcome disorganized banditry, |
11 |
INUWASI |
"Strange Core" |
single |
but are only barely more troubled by organized banditry. |
12 |
milet |
"b r o k e n" |
5am |
Wealth, critically, is a proxy for power, |
13 |
ASTERISM |
"No Way" |
BESIDE 5 |
and power is always happy to cower behind proxies. |
14 |
Without Warning |
"Dark Abyss" |
single |
The powerful tolerate pickpockets along their routes with fond bemusement |
15 |
Bergfried |
"The Ordeal" |
Romantik II |
and mental notes about where to bus the homeless. |
16 |
Arshenic |
"For you" |
single |
All these things further confirm the establishments. |
17 |
Nereids |
"Symphony of Gods" |
single |
The rich and poor remain. |
18 |
Halekin |
"El Canto del Eltuwe" |
single |
Still, pointless flashes of ill-considered defiance are preferable to disingenuous flashes of petty bullying |
19 |
Never Obey Again |
"9:45" |
single |
thinly disguised as benevolent brutalism. |
20 |
Stitched Up Heart |
"Thunder" |
To The Wolves |
Thus, for example, Universal Music Group's ludicrous proposal to cut the royalty payments of "non-professional" musicians |
21 |
Madame Mayhem |
"Get It Right" |
single |
in order to pay (their own) "professional" musicians more. |
22 |
Maggot Heart |
"Archer" |
single |
This is regressive by definition, |
23 |
Ofdrykkja |
"Bergakall" |
single |
but the particular thresholds selected make it also both baldly cruel and absurdly ineffective. |
24 |
Ekyrian |
"Ítaca" |
Cuentos Junto a la Hoguera |
The press-release fails to explicitly note the numbers of artists involved, |
25 |
Icarus Witch |
"Rise Of The Witches" |
single |
which is a bad enough sign in itself, |
26 |
Primal Fear |
"Bring That Noise" |
Code Red |
but triangulating from other numbers later in the text we can tell that the "professional" musicians, |
27 |
Soen |
"Sincere" |
Memorial |
by this definition, already account for 98% of the streams. |
28 |
Revolution Saints |
"Eagle Flight" |
Eagle Flight |
This is supposed, I think, to underscore their professionalism, but it also clarifies |
29 |
Toehider |
"PACK IT UP" |
Snapshots From Beacontown Spring Dance '85 4 |
that the proposed redistribution would cut the royalties of "amateur" artists in half |
30 |
Seventh Crystal |
"Silence" |
single |
in order to spoon an additional uniform 1% raise onto the already-moneyed. |
31 |
Nomy |
"Break me" |
Break me |
As you probably do not know, but they really should and I now do because I just checked, |
32 |
Draconicon |
"Heresy" |
single |
the average month-to-month fluctuation in streaming royalties for even a semi-professional musician is about 10%. |
33 |
Lacrimas Profundere |
"Breathing Souls" |
single |
So by taking from the poor, this scheme would be able to further enrich the rich by a factor an order of magnitude below the existing random variation in their inertial wealth. |
34 |
Insomnium |
"Song of the Dusk" |
single |
In the end, though, post-structural redistribution is hopeless whether you do it with graceful irrelevance or awkward thuds. |
35 |
Marduk |
"Memento Mori" |
Memento Mori |
The gap between the future we want for musicians and their lives, |
36 |
Fluisteraars |
"De Maan, Zon van de Doden" |
De Kronieken Van Het Verdwenen Kasteel II: Nergena 2 |
and the presents we seem to be able to currently afford to give them, |
37 |
A Pregnant Light |
"My Right Side" |
The Eighth 5 |
is not a bookkeeping challenge. |
38 |
Boris |
"Nuclear Fission" |
me when the when i |
We won't fund a new middle class by raising the first step another inch, |
39 |
grief thief |
"fellatio" |
grief thief |
but we won't cultivate it by taxing Taylor and Ed, either. |
40 |
Heretoir |
"Twilight of the Machines" |
single |
The richest musicians are barely rich by non-music standards, |
41 |
Spurv |
"En brennende vogn over jordet" |
En brennende vogn over jordet +3 |
and a world with a million musicians living off their music currently looks more reachable |
42 |
Mokoma |
"Taivaan tuuliin" |
single |
by passage through wardrobes than through time. |
43 |
Kvelertak |
"Endling" |
single |
The path we're on leads towards that future in the same way that the roads from my house to the Boston harborfront lead towards Belgium. |
44 |
Marnie Stern |
"Plain Speak" |
single |
UMG isn't going to fix this. |
45 |
THE MAYTH |
"ego" |
single |
The major labels are the main structural beneficiaries of the current music business, |
46 |
HOWL |
"Laundy Pain" |
single |
because that's historically what "the music business" even meant. |
47 |
MOLYBARON |
"Reality Show" |
single |
It has not yet been reinvented into a materially different form, |
48 |
MY FIRST STORY |
"CRAZY BEAUTIFUL NIGHT" |
single |
and if it is to be transformed, it is almost axiomatic that this will have to be done by some other force or faction. |
49 |
Bocchi |
"Yakouressha" |
single |
Although I would love for that force to be streaming services, since I both want a better future and work for one, |
50 |
UNiTE. |
"constellation" |
constellation / cogito tensai no 5 |
if streaming services and major labels are issuing joint press-releases you can probably bet that we'll need more help than that. |
51 |
the dresscodes |
"襲撃" |
式日散花 3 |
Or, possibly, we're not just wrong for trying to "fix" an existing economy from within it, |
52 |
Richie Jen |
"想家" |
在路上 |
but wrong in our assumptions about what we want or need. |
53 |
My Life Story |
"I'm a God" |
I'm a God +2 |
"Musicians living off their music", we keep saying. |
54 |
New Arcades |
"Brighter Days" |
Leave Something Behind |
Musicians, music, living: these things we definitely want. |
55 |
Harsh Symmetry |
"Faint Disguise" |
Imitation |
But the "off" part encodes the same kind of status quo as the cycles of theft and charity |
56 |
Silent Runners |
"No Manifesto (bonus track)" |
single |
that currently burn through our matchstick crowds. |
57 |
The Coventry |
"Atropine (Single Edit)" |
Atropine 2 |
The reason it's hard to establish a "fair" rate for streaming a song |
58 |
Rulo y la contrabanda |
"Confeti" |
single |
is that there's nothing inherently fair about having to pay to hear music |
59 |
Tiziano Ferro |
"Abbiamo Vinto Già (con J-Ax)" |
Il Mondo È Nostro |
or having to pay to eat, while making music, with the possibility of people maybe wanting to hear it after it's made. |
60 |
Gemeliers |
"Na De Na" |
single |
This is unequivocally the best time in at least the modern history of the world to be a musician, |
61 |
Francois van Coke |
"O, My Donner" |
O, My Donner 5 |
because it has never so far been easier to find some way to live such that you also have time and energy to make music. |
62 |
Spoegwolf |
"Sterre" |
Lente |
The exponential profusion of artists on streaming services are the most empirical testament to this. |
63 |
Crime In Stereo |
"Hypernormalisation" |
Hypernormalisation +1 |
We have reached the point where nearly anybody can make music. |
64 |
Ruelle |
"Yes We Can" |
single |
I could have written a new song last weekend if I'd chose to do that instead of reading a book about why the Grenfell Tower fire happened, |
65 |
Oreana |
"Beacon" |
single |
and I'll count myself in "nearly anybody" because Gail Giltner spent so much energy when I was in middle school getting me to play the cello parts in the Brandenburg Concertos without adding my own bonus arpeggios, |
66 |
Terror Jr |
"Cowgirl" |
single |
but we have loops and AI for that now. |
67 |
Anna-Sophie |
"Fast Lane" |
single |
Measured by how many of the people who want to make music can, |
68 |
SVRCINA |
"You Again" |
single |
we are nearly all rich already. |
69 |
Nasty P. |
"The Rising." |
single |
The rich and the poor are most easily reconciled by making more things free. |
70 |
Emma |
"INIZIAMO DALLA FINE" |
single |
The moral response to power is its dispersal. |
71 |
Giordana Angi |
"Photo" |
single |
The future we think we yearn for |
72 |
Xoel López |
"Elevarte Caer" |
single |
is a description of our present pain. |
73 |
Lisasinson |
"Se Me Ha Muerto Una Flor" |
single |
Lucian Grainge looks at the white-noise loops getting money for nothing and says that ain't working, |
74 |
Luukas Oja |
"Koko kansa" |
single |
but this only tells us that he's afraid of another new video killing a new older radio star. |
75 |
SÄÄDÖT |
"Kesä ja marraskuu" |
single |
But the future he fears isn't one in which there are no more Florence and the Machine albums because every middle-school cellist grew up to earn $2.08/year from Garageband songs, |
76 |
Child of Night |
"The Fool" |
The Fool +1 |
it's one in which everybody named Florence realizes they can afford to tell him to go fuck himself. |
77 |
Violent Vickie |
"Brighten Up My Life" |
single |
The eventual downfall of the major labels won't come from having misunderstand Napster and then iTunes so badly |
78 |
NINA |
"Causeway" |
single |
that they're stuck with YouTube and Spotify and TikTok now, |
79 |
Fonz Tramontano |
"California" |
single |
it will come from having relied on portraying making and streaming music as antagonisms |
80 |
death's dynamic shroud |
"What? to be human" |
single |
in order to justify a self-righteous mediation. |
81 |
Labelle |
"Ciel" |
single |
We won't find out for a while yet whether Spotify is this wave's Alta Vista or its Google, |
82 |
Killorbeezbeatz |
"Ngilele E Hotel" |
single |
but if you're any younger than me you never used Gopher, |
83 |
Mzee wa Bwax |
"Chumvi" |
single |
and if you're alive right now we aren't using it to order poké bowls. |
84 |
Black Motion |
"Abangoma - Cave Mix" |
Rebirth Of The Drum |
We're not going back to only selling CDs, |
85 |
Gadla Nxumalo |
"Emtholampilo" |
Emtholampilo +2 |
but even more importantly, we're not going back to only recording in expensive studios, |
86 |
Injuze |
"Isitha Esidumile" |
Nehlukanelani |
or only writing music for Austrian court orchestras, |
87 |
SIKOLEZINJA |
"BAYOZE BAVUME" |
single |
or hoping the tigers are scared to come this deep into the caves. |
88 |
Amabhungu Amasha |
"Uz' Ungibhale Nami" |
Uz'usikhumbule |
We're not that good at money or foresight, |
89 |
Thobani Myeni |
"Nhliziyo Yami" |
EMAHOSTELA |
and maybe ultimately "money" is the distracting word for not being that great at collective existence, |
90 |
Sdala B |
"Camagu (feat. Lunga Dima)" |
The Return of Sdala B 5 |
and "foresight" is the retrospective word for the regrets we survive, |
91 |
Kamza SA |
"Mokone" |
single |
but we're good at music, |
92 |
Charle Blue Wa Africa |
"Ndo Dzhia Tsheo, Charle BlueWa Africa & Fortunator x Makhadzi" |
single |
and abject failures at withholding it in negotiation for better terms. |
93 |
Shebeshxt |
"No Wahala" |
single |
Maybe we should let this tell us something, |
94 |
Pleasure Tsa Manyalo |
"Romelang Invoice" |
single |
instead of arguing over 1% changes in how we write the invoices. |
95 |
Mzansi Youth Choir |
"O Bawo" |
single |
If I had been in middle school now, maybe I could go hear what I sounded like. |
96 |
Teni |
"Lanke" |
single |
These songs all say whatever they're saying, |
97 |
Tuggawar |
"I Am Who I Am" |
single |
and then secretly whisper that Belgium is that way, and maybe when we get to the water we'll have some other idea about what to do next. |
98 |
Bad Rabbits |
"Garden Of Eden" |
single |
It's not helpful to walk 1% farther into the sea. |
99 |
Akil Elijah |
"Da Prettiest Gangsta" |
Da Prettiest Gangsta |
For $2.08 I can't even afford the dingy trip to the yachts anchored out in the harbor, |
100 |
Gabriele Chi |
"ORI" |
single |
none of which are built to carry us all. |
101 |
Saåad |
"Stay" |
single |
All conspicuous exceptionalism, from smug munificence to Taylor's plane, |
102 |
Rainforest Spiritual Enslavement |
"Grown In The Shade Of The Glacier" |
Killer Whale Atmospheres |
is sludge leaking out of a street, |
103 |
Emma Hewitt |
"FALLEN" |
FALLEN +1 |
not due to anything the street did wrong, |
104 |
Bastille |
"Pompeii MMXXIII" |
single |
and the street will have to get torn up to fix the actual problem, |
105 |
New Model Army |
"Winter (Orchestral Version) [Single Edit] - Live" |
Winter (Orchestral Version) 2 |
but while we're tearing it up, we might as well put in some bike lanes. |
106 |
Amanda Palmer |
"The Last Day of Our Acquaintance" |
single |
Entrenched power reliably produces wealth, |
107 |
Anna Ternheim |
"Dancing With Tears In My Eyes" |
Dancing With Tears In My Eyes +2 |
but wealth and power also breed complacency. |
108 |
MUNA |
"My Heart Will Go On - triple j Like a Version" |
single |
Entropy comes for us all, entirely unimpressed by our distinctions. |
109 |
Lauren Babic |
"If It Means A Lot To You" |
Duets 5 |
It swirls against the castle walls, inviting us out to dance. |
110 |
CHiCO |
"Angel Night~天使のいる場所~" |
single |
We are always ready to dance. |
111 |
Ravenna Golden |
"Fireflies" |
single |
You don't have to be good at it. We can all afford the free things. |
112 |
Mackenzie Carpenter |
"Country Girls (Just Wanna Have Fun)" |
single |
It's the people who rely on the expensive things who are trapped. |
113 |
Invictus |
"Love Story" |
The Bedroom Jams Vol. 1 5 |
You and me, we can believe in the future because there are infinite futures filled with songs and dancing, |
114 |
Amber Lawrence |
"Live A Country Song" |
single |
and any one will be amazing and we will still be us. |
115 |
Josh Abbott Band |
"Barstool Boys" |
single |
If you need one where you're still in charge of something, |
116 |
PJ North |
"We Still Talk" |
single |
we're running out of those. |
117 |
Alexandra Kay |
"Easy" |
single |
In some of those better futures Taylor doesn't have a plane and Ed doesn't have a castle on a hill, |
118 |
Karen Zoid |
"Hold You" |
single |
and probably in some of them they still do. |
119 |
CLEWS |
"Can't Be Real" |
single |
Things can get better without becoming perfect. |
120 |
Lydia Loveless |
"Sex and Money" |
single |
Maybe you've noticed? |
121 |
Kirsten Adamson |
"Take Me As I Am" |
single |
Some things can't be fixed, they just have to be outlived; |
122 |
Lauren Mayberry |
"Are You Awake?" |
single |
out, in, everywhere, dancing, swaying, something. |