1 |
Ainur |
"Forging of the Rings" |
single |
If you avoid things that do not appear to have taken the most rudimental precautions against self-embarrassment, you will probably pass on 2023 folk-/power-metal songs about The Lord of the Rings, |
2 |
Manigance |
"The Shadows Ball" |
single |
especially ones that don't even justify their nerdiness by explicating some obscure detail of Númenórean backstory. |
3 |
Hadadanza |
"La Última Función" |
single |
"Forging of the Rings" is about...the forging of the Rings. The Rings that the Lords of the Rings are Lords of. |
4 |
Grimgotts |
"Ride the Storm" |
single |
This is like a band called Paris writing a song about how the Eiffel Tower is tall and thus visible, or Runrig covering "Loch Lomond", |
5 |
Above the Stars |
"Ангел" |
single |
or, come to think of it, most sports commentary. |
6 |
Obituary |
"My Will to Live" |
My Will to Live +2 |
Ainur, to be fair, have spent 17 years writing folk/prog/metal songs about, mostly, reasonable metal subjects, |
7 |
Silver Bullet |
"Creatures Of The Night" |
Creatures Of The Night +2 |
by which we mean details from The Silmarillion, |
8 |
Crowne |
"Operation Phoenix" |
single |
with the exception of, as guitarist Luca Catalano notes, "and only one time with The Hobbit ones". |
9 |
Revolution Saints |
"Need Each Other" |
single |
But, really, there's no evasive imperative to pretend that you don't love what you love. |
10 |
Stargazer |
"Can You Conceive It" |
single |
"Forging of the Rings" is as much a culmination of the folk-hard-rock impulses of Jethro Tull and Led Zeppelin, |
11 |
REXORIA |
"Light up the Sky" |
single |
folded through the bellows of Queen's harmonic theatricality, |
12 |
Annacrusa |
"La Espina" |
single |
as it is any kind of variation on Eluveitie or, |
13 |
Motive Black |
"Caged" |
Caged 5 |
to pick another example completely at random, Oakenshield. |
14 |
For I Am King |
"Trojans" |
Trojans +2 |
I had to Ctrl-F Ainur's discography page to make sure they have not already written a song called "Beleriand Rhapsody". |
15 |
LÝSIS |
"Handprints" |
single |
Whether that will still be true by the time you read this, I feel less sure. |
16 |
Katatonia |
"Birds" |
Birds +2 |
In general, you'll appreciate metal more if you aren't afraid to take goofy things seriously without forgetting that they're goofy, |
17 |
Mroh |
"Truth" |
single |
but then that's probably true of everything, |
18 |
Black Tomb |
"The Core" |
Black Tomb |
and helpfully suggests that most kinds of creative failure stem from either failing to take a goofy thing seriously enough, |
19 |
Concrete Castles |
"Dollhouse" |
single |
or forgetting, while you're taking it seriously, that it's not. |
20 |
As December Falls |
"Carousel" |
single |
This is either a profound truth underpinning human nature, |
21 |
liza |
"brandy boy" |
single |
or the beginning of an oblique explanation of why it makes sense to me to go from "Paradise By the Earendil Light" to this breathy sweatshirt lament by a singer about whom I know, after a few minutes of diligent research, literally nothing. |
22 |
Llynks |
"Heaven Sing Now" |
single |
That is, it makes sense because everything makes sense. |
23 |
TORICAGO |
"TUBURETA TOMATO" |
BAKA MITAI 4 |
Streaming reifies the abstract principle that all human songs may be juxtaposed. |
24 |
SawanoHiroyuki[nZk] |
"FAKEit" |
single |
We do not have to walk the distance between cultural points. |
25 |
Maaya Uchida |
"Loud Hailer" |
Loud Hailer +2 |
Food and music have similar power to carry the nature of one culture into the body of another, |
26 |
BABY-CRAYON~1361~ |
"I Love you Forever !" |
single |
but in food we're still back in the LP era: |
27 |
いぎなり東北産 |
"微妙" |
single |
appreciating one platter at a time, studying the ingredients on the back, |
28 |
TheWORLD |
"skyhigh" |
TheEMPRESS III |
or if we're feeling ambitious, stacking up 2-6 plates on the spindle so that we can |
29 |
acro-A |
"Lasting Forever" |
single |
eat half of each meal and then flip them all over. |
30 |
circle crusher |
"FLASH BACK" |
Beyond 4 |
In the infinite playlist world, each bite can completely reset not just your palate |
31 |
BOY MEETS HARU |
"confused by the night" |
single |
but your culinary expectations and nutritional needs. |
32 |
DAI DAI DAI |
"FOLLOW ME" |
single |
We draw apart, you and I, or our lower and upper jaws, |
33 |
SCREEN mode |
"TRUE STORY" |
single |
and by the time we meet again, revolutions have been staged and quelled and historiographically resituated. |
34 |
ラックライフ |
"℃" |
single |
We argue about how to measure things, while we feel them on our skin. |
35 |
Kaneyorimasaru |
"26" |
single |
Our rings do not bind or conceal us, |
36 |
Mega Shinnosuke |
"SONiC" |
Nisenhyakunen |
they tap distractedly on the side of the guitar as we wait for the drummer to count us in, |
37 |
AQMO |
"Natural" |
Natural / Sabotage 2 |
to bring us back out of momentary excruciating silence into the love of noise of love. |
38 |
Amber’s |
"buddy" |
single |
Our clichés soar, unapologetically, over all the shorter buildings the planners insisted upon, |
39 |
Hitsujibungaku |
"風になれ (cover ver.)" |
single |
because they knew that it would be easier to coopt idolatry as reverence |
40 |
New Year Memorial |
"Considered" |
single |
than to talk us out of things we didn't yet realize we would want to believe. |
41 |
Miguel Angeles |
"2 the edge" |
MIDNIGHT IN PURGATORY 6 |
These songs may invert at any moment, |
42 |
blackwinterwells |
"Diphylla" |
single |
within or between them. |
43 |
The Hz |
"Daydream" |
single |
The Nazgul can see you any time you dream of power, |
44 |
KAUAN |
"Fohn" |
single |
but this is their problem, not yours. |
45 |
The Howling Void |
"Into Darkness Ever More Profound" |
Into Darkness Ever More Profound +3 |
We turn off the lights, and open our eyes, and in doing so summon every aspirational evil |
46 |
Рожь |
"Прощай" |
Всё |
to gather about us and be deployed or discharged by our will. |
47 |
Ontborg |
"Steps of Damnation" |
single |
If you avoid all the things that are warm from our cursed touch |
48 |
Abraham Mateo |
"La Idea" |
single |
you will be lonely and cold and watching us dance. |
49 |
Shinova |
"Si no es contigo (feat. Rafa Val, Viva Suecia)" |
single |
One ring for the Basque lords in their mountains, |
50 |
Audio-Activ |
"Es werde Licht" |
single |
one for the toymakers in the Erzgebirges. |
51 |
VIVA |
"Immer erst am Anfang" |
single |
So many stories begin this way, dealing out the sigils like cards. |
52 |
Grumpster |
"Hollow" |
Hollow +1 |
Draw the next song from the list, and for 2:13 that is all you have to care about. |
53 |
MOG |
"Drago'd" |
Life 9 |
Did he just say something about YAML? If we can have Scottish rap, then of course we can have config-hop. |
54 |
Elanur |
"Tic Tac Toe" |
single |
The rings are not precious from scarcity. You can download the files and 3D-print them yourself in any color. |
55 |
marine eyes |
"Bones Knowing" |
single |
They are precious because we put them on, and in doing so assert the right to be transformed by symbolic gestures. |
56 |
Blanck Mass |
"The Wave" |
The Rig (Prime Video Original Series Soundtrack) |
While this song is playing, I am invisible. |
57 |
Diary Of Dreams |
"The Secret" |
single |
While this song is playing, I have the power to burn candles in reverse, coalescing wax out of the close air of the room into an ascending pillar, |
58 |
Slikback |
"SLKBLKH FREESTYLE" |
single |
wrapped around a strand of borrowed memory. |
59 |
Maredi |
"Dumela Darly" |
Mamosotho 2023 |
One ring for the Pedi in the Transvaal, and I'm dancing to this song in an office building in Boston and I don't know if I'm about to be exorcised or married, and I start to explain that both of these are redundant, but it's not necessary for each song to start over from nothing. |
60 |
First to Eleven |
"White Wedding" |
single |
A song can start again from where you are, every time you play it, differently or the same. |
61 |
Lauren Babic |
"Crazy" |
single |
Do you have the heart to throw yourself into it, for three minutes, or away? |
62 |
Nick Pitera |
"Anti-Hero" |
single |
All of these songs are ridiculous and inevitable, |
63 |
Twenty One Two |
"Anti-Hero" |
single |
vividly lit or cryptically obscure, |
64 |
Sondre Lerche |
"Anti-Hero" |
Anti-Hero / Kiss Me More 2 |
enough rings for us all. |