| 1 | Titus Andronicus | "Drummer Boy" | single | Without Mimi, I don't want to hear any more Christmas songs redeemed, |
| 2 | Lauran Hibberd | "Father Christmas" | single | but I also don't want to pretend that one more thing isn't happening. |
| 3 | First to Eleven | "Where Are You Christmas" | A Very First to Eleven Christmas 22 5 | When in doubt, move forward. |
| 4 | The Linda Lindas | "Groovy Xmas" | single | When in doubt about which way is forward, just move. |
| 5 | The Dollyrots | "Christmas Time With You" | single | New Christmas songs are like electric cars: |
| 6 | Tony Mitchell | "Let the Bells Ring Out" | Tales From The Christmas Inn | they still crash, |
| 7 | Valencia | "How Valencia Stole Christmas" | single | they still distort our city planning, |
| 8 | The Wedding Present | "The Loneliest Time Of Year" | The Loneliest Time Of Year +2 | they still seal us each into tiny foul capsules |
| 9 | Newton Faulkner | "It Wasn't Christmas Without You" | Christmas Lights Up - EP 5 | of despair and rage. |
| 10 | Wolf Alice | "In the Bleak Midwinter" | single | But it's better than lighting the past on fire |
| 11 | Jade Bird | "White Winter Hymnal" | single | for the kind of warmth that makes you choose |
| 12 | Clödie | "Christmas Time In The City" | single | between not freezing and not not breathing. |
| 13 | Alanis Morissette | "Little Drummer Boy" | single | At least there are drums. |
| 14 | Drakensberg Boys Choir | "The Little Drummer Boy" | single | Christmas is a festival of repetition, but at least there are drums. |
| 15 | Gameboi | "Bitchmas" | single | Drumming is a festival of repetition, anyway, which is why drums were the first musical thing we machined. |
| 16 | ONI INC. | "Santa Tell Me" | single | Eventually we'll train AI to generate every inane synthesis, like Xmas Emo Rap. |
| 17 | Parry Gripp | "Merry Christmas From TacoBot" | single | This year, to save us from art robots, we'll tell them to cook something special: |
| 18 | Kontrollverlust | "Feliz Navidad" | Feliz Navidad +2 | tamales filled with bratwurst and latticed with red and green icing, |
| 19 | Conquer Divide | "Santa Tell Me" | single | love songs for the winter-bound, |
| 20 | The Animal In Me | "All I Want For Christmas Is You" | single | luxurious indifference, |
| 21 | Alexa Cappelli | "Last Christmas" | single | every year recapitulating the flaws of the last in the language of the next. |
| 22 | Minority 905 | "Last Christmas" | single | Bring the sleigh empty, if you want to be useful for once. |
| 23 | UMC | "Last Christmas (Metal Version)" | single | Load it up with Russian tanks and bilious billionaires and coronaviruses |
| 24 | Berserkyd | "Jingle Bell Metal" | single | and everybody afraid of gifts or joy or frankincense |
| 25 | Nattsmyg | "Heavy Metal Christmas" | single | and fly them into the frozen heart of the moon. |
| 26 | Lauren Babic | "What's This?" | What's This? +1 | What's this? The elves have unionized, that's what. |
| 27 | Binary Creed | "Xmas Eve" | single | They read about it on the internet. You can't keep toy-slaves ignorant when the things people want are made of knowledge. |
| 28 | Krashkarma | "Santa Claus Is Creeping Around" | single | Waiting all year for one day is a fascist's holiday schedule, |
| 29 | Star.One | "Silent Night" | single | and without Mimi the sound of silence is the space where one missing breath should be. |
| 30 | Danny Gokey | "O Come Let Us Adore Him" | The Greatest Gift: Songs for Christmas Day 5 | All ye faithful: |
| 31 | David Jones David | "Hark The Herald Angels Sing" | single | disperse. |
| 32 | PG Roxette | "Wishing On The Same Christmas Star" | Wish You The Best For Xmas 4 | The star has had enough wishes. Watch it burn up as it falls over a horizon. Then turn around and go some other way. |