1 |
The Erinyes |
"Death by a Broken Heart" |
single |
I assume if I were a better fan, I could have recognized the three singers in the Erinyes from either their voices or their pictures, since they're each also in bands I already knew and liked: Justine Daaé in Elyose, Mizuho Lin in Semblant, Nicoletta Rosellini in both Walk In Darkness and Kalidia. |
2 |
The Spider Accomplice |
"Fight" |
single |
In the version of the world where every band lives on the patronage of 1000 true fans, I am not the fan you want. |
3 |
Allen/Olzon |
"So Quiet Here" |
single |
We were cross-checking a data thing at work last week, and I knew it was broken because it said I had listened to over 800 artists so far this year. |
4 |
Beyond The Black |
"Is There Anybody Out There?" |
Is There Anybody Out There? +1 |
I was right that it was wrong. My correct number was 5685 with four months still to go in the year, and that's only counting artists if I listened to at least :30 of one of their songs. |
5 |
Inferiority Complex |
"Till Death Do Us Part" |
single |
I've heard at least 2 seconds of songs by thousands more in the process of scanning new releases. |
6 |
Sever The Light |
"Blinded & Miserable" |
single |
800 was the number of bands where I've listened to at least 3 different songs, and on 3 different days. |
7 |
Silentlie |
"On My Skin" |
single |
The 1000-fan model is predicated on getting each of those fans to spend $100 on you. |
8 |
Imperial Age |
"Distant Shores" |
New World |
I do not have $586,500 to spend supporting these bands, never mind $852,750 scaled to the whole year. |
9 |
Circus of Fools |
"Primal Force Humanity" |
single |
I do not have $80,000 to spend on the 800 bands I've played repeatedly. |
10 |
Kassogtha |
"Eclipse" |
Eclipse +1 |
I go to concerts occasionally in non-plague times, |
11 |
Therion |
"Pazuzu" |
Pazuzu +2 |
and I bought a Zola Jesus T-shirt when her new record came out. |
12 |
Dynazty |
"All the Devils Are Here" |
Final Advent |
I do not buy "vinyls". |
13 |
Kaledon |
"The Story Comes to an End?" |
single |
I am not a patron. |
14 |
Induction |
"Queen Of Light" |
Queen Of Light +1 |
I love you but I have chosen the infinite. |
15 |
Brymir |
"Fly with Me" |
Voices in the Sky |
I will listen to this song, but then |
16 |
Enigmatic Entrance |
"Time & Tide" |
single |
the next one. |
17 |
Grimner |
"Västerled" |
single |
And while I don't think anybody else should listen this way unless you want to, |
18 |
Tad Morose |
"Witches Dance" |
March of the Obsequious |
in which case you should because we can, |
19 |
Kampfar |
"Flammen fra Nord" |
Flammen fra Nord +1 |
I also don't want a world whose culture is predicated on patronage, either. |
20 |
ColdWorld |
"Soundtrack to Isolation" |
Soundtrack to Isolation +1 |
The peril of relying on 1000 fans is that you have to get $100 out of each of them, |
21 |
Weltenbrandt |
"Apotropaion" |
single |
and that's assuming you're a solo artist with negligible production costs |
22 |
All The Cold |
"Zero Coordinates" |
single |
and don't want to live in an expensive city. |
23 |
Gaerea |
"Mirage" |
Mirage +2 |
Maybe it assumes your fans don't live in an expensive city, either. |
24 |
Hexis |
"Letum" |
Aeternum |
Most music-buyers in the CD age spent a lot less than $100/year on CDs, |
25 |
Valborg |
"Asbach" |
single |
so the number of potentially-true fans available has to be small. |
26 |
Cloud Rat |
"Kaleidoscope" |
single |
You have to find somebody who is temperamentally willing and financially able to spend $100/year on a single artist, |
27 |
Sigh |
"Kuroi Kage" |
Shiki |
but who despite this willingness and ability hasn't already pledged their truth to some other artist. |
28 |
Enslaved |
"Kingdom" |
single |
The patronage model, conveniently, is always described in artificial isolation: |
29 |
Choronzon |
"Madness Swallows This Flesh" |
...and Battlements Rose Out of Hallowed Ground |
one artist, reaching out to an attentive audience of casual fans |
30 |
Lacrimas Profundere |
"Nebula" |
How to Shroud Yourself with Night |
eager to become loved |
31 |
Dwell in Doom |
"Nevermore" |
Forest of Mourning Souls |
and thus devoted. |
32 |
Bloody Hammers |
"Black Sunday" |
single |
It sounds a bit less appealing |
33 |
Teramaze |
"Gold" |
single |
and a lot less indie |
34 |
Threshold |
"King Of Nothing" |
King Of Nothing +1 |
if you describe it as a tiny audience of the idle barely-rich |
35 |
Lonely Robot |
"Species in Transition" |
A Model Life |
considering the relative specific benefits of every artist offer |
36 |
Devin Townsend |
"Moonpeople" |
single |
in ruthless implicit competition. |
37 |
Maraton |
"Boltzmann Brain" |
Boltzmann Brain +3 |
What will you give them for their $100? |
38 |
The Untold |
"Red Horizons" |
Red Horizons +2 |
Will you sign LPs? (Oops, pressing LPs is expensive, you need them to spend $200 now because you owe the plant.) |
39 |
MY FIRST STORY |
"MEMORIES" |
X |
Will you take cover requests? (Oops, learning and recording covers takes longer than you thought, and eats into your songwriting time.) |
40 |
ARCANA PROJECT |
"快晴のエスタリスタ" |
創世記 |
Will you write a recording journal on your subscriber-only substack? Maybe, if that sounds like fun to you anyway, |
41 |
Machico |
"Let’s go ahead - 『風都探偵』挿入歌" |
Let’s go ahead 2 |
but what if it doesn't? |
42 |
SATORI MONSTER |
"青になる" |
single |
What if the thing you like to do is make music, not entertain a court? |
43 |
sui sui |
"GO OVER!!!" |
single |
What if your art thrives on solitude, |
44 |
POPPiNG EMO |
"kimi to tsunagaru sekai" |
single |
not social-media engagement? |
45 |
THE UNCROWNED |
"WITNESS" |
single |
Worse, what if your music is made for people who thrive on solitude, |
46 |
Aimer |
"オアイコ" |
single |
or are trying in solitude to thrive, |
47 |
Hitomi Yaida |
"花のような君に" |
single |
rather than strutting into OnlyFans with sheafs of $100s? |
48 |
Kaneyorimasaru |
"I was" |
single |
And hasn't more or less all the historical social progress in artistic economics |
49 |
チョーキューメイ |
"燃え尽きろ君の命" |
燃え尽きろ君の命 / 溶けた魔法 2 |
been away from beholdenness to Dukes |
50 |
AprilBlue |
"Spring Fever" |
single |
towards -- what? |
51 |
postman |
"kitty" |
single |
I think it has mostly been, in this as in most civilized things, |
52 |
れん |
"ゆらせ" |
single |
towards the distribution of power: |
53 |
BLUE ENCOUNT |
"終火" |
single |
from the feudal dependence on the dispensed whims of your relative elites |
54 |
Mono Inc. |
"Empire" |
Empire +1 |
towards a democratic equality of natural rights. |
55 |
Seelensturm |
"Ich trag Dein Herz" |
single |
Patronage is a formalization of power over you, sold as if it's for you. |
56 |
Drei Meter Feldweg |
"Lagebericht" |
Durak |
I think you would rather require less from every fan, |
57 |
MegaMensch! |
"So Leicht!" |
E1NS |
until you require nothing from any of them. |
58 |
Jadu |
"Frau von Welt" |
single |
Maybe this is too obvious to say aloud, |
59 |
Paola Pinar |
"El Oasis" |
single |
but it's not too obvious to believe: |
60 |
Coridian |
"Rakshasa - with Michael Murphy from Written by Wolves" |
single |
civilization is a progression towards universal leisure. |
61 |
Apulanta |
"Kämmenen kuva poskeen" |
single |
Labor is not a goal, it's a contingent adaptation to scarcity. |
62 |
The New Division |
"Silent Films" |
single |
Patronage is a disingenuous reformulation of that scarcity as opportunity, |
63 |
Mœnia |
"Amante Bandido" |
single |
and thus a market opportunity for intermediation platforms. |
64 |
Chusma |
"Tal Vez" |
single |
I don't actually think I'm a bad fan. |
65 |
División Minúscula |
"La Última Llamada" |
single |
I will listen to your song. |
66 |
La Paloma |
"El Adversario" |
single |
It doesn't have to be better than every other song I've heard this year. |
67 |
Maryland |
"Ser Motivo" |
single |
You don't have to make it into plastic and autograph it for me. |
68 |
Eros Ramazzotti |
"Sono" |
single |
I will listen to your song and afterwards you don't owe me anything. |
69 |
The Sun |
"Voglio qualcosa di vero" |
Voglio qualcosa di vero +1 |
Your next song doesn't have to sound the same. |
70 |
Muse |
"Verona" |
Will Of The People |
You can lose me and I will find you again years later, |
71 |
Jagwar Twin |
"It's Your Time" |
It's Your Time +3 |
or today. |
72 |
Bastille |
"Family Ties" |
Give Me The Future + Dreams Of The Past |
We are never far, |
73 |
KARLIEN HUSSELMAN |
"Skyn" |
single |
rarely farther than light on skin, |
74 |
10eighty6 |
"Can't Stop (Thinking of You)" |
single |
only ever forgotten as a flirtation neither of us have recognized yet. |
75 |
Himera |
"Umbrella" |
single |
You sing and I remember what it was like to hear Zoolook for the first time, |
76 |
LI YILEI |
"A Hush in the Dark" |
Secondary Self |
and "1/1" and "Cascade", |
77 |
Mabe Fratti |
"Cada Músculo" |
single |
and "The Olde HeadBoard" and "Sun Will Set", |
78 |
Rachika Nayar |
"The Price of Serenity" |
Heaven Come Crashing |
and do we want a world where we remind each other of nothing? |
79 |
Jónsi |
"Birki" |
single |
Or everything? |
80 |
Zbava |
"Stará Mohyla" |
Úsvit |
Where our histories are sequencings of regret |
81 |
Harrogat |
"Caina" |
Inferno |
or substrates of tranquility? |
82 |
BLESSED MANE |
"Blade" |
single |
Where the stuff the kids are into makes us feel older |
83 |
BLADEFEAR |
"Fusion" |
Eternity |
or distemporal? |
84 |
Brothel |
"LEGION" |
single |
Where we are legion |
85 |
CREEPYMANE |
"Overdrive" |
single |
or already gone? |
86 |
Jean-Michel Jarre |
"BRUTALISM" |
single |
Nothing new can be that strange if you've heard new sounds before. |
87 |
Lustre |
"Quiescence" |
A Thirst for Summer Rain |
It's the same air, governed by the same indulgences of nitrogen |
88 |
Duthaig |
"Cyhyraeth" |
single |
and the same sporadic conviction that it binds ethereal forces. |
89 |
Tides From Nebula |
"The Sweetest Way To Die" |
single |
Maybe we are immortal or universal, too, |
90 |
Girih |
"The Key" |
The Key +1 |
but we shouldn't get ahead of ourselves, |
91 |
The Otolith |
"Sing No Coda" |
single |
or at least not out of earshot. |
92 |
Shedfromthebody |
"Nude" |
single |
We could have been infinite, but we have chosen love, |
93 |
Pinkshift |
"GET OUT" |
GET OUT +2 |
and love is noisy. |
94 |
Dentist |
"Check the Calendar" |
single |
The boys who wanted heroines |
95 |
Alissic |
"bugfood" |
single |
built churches and then left them to be recaptured by ants. |
96 |
NOVACUB |
"You Like Girls" |
You Like Girls +1 |
I have been in rooms with bands playing to five people, |
97 |
The Warning |
"CHOKE (with grandson & Zero 9:36)" |
single |
and arenas with altars formed of our aggregated regard. |
98 |
Cold Night For Alligators |
"Frame by Frame" |
The Hindsight Notes |
They look different in pictures, |
99 |
The Front Bottoms |
"Hello World" |
Hello World +1 |
but sound the same in our hearts: |
100 |
Tiny Moving Parts |
"Decibel" |
Tiny Moving Parts |
loud; |
101 |
Archers Of Loaf |
"Screaming Undercover" |
Screaming Undercover +1 |
loud. |
102 |
Fraxriel |
"My Devotion" |
single |
Devotion is not refined by forcing it to make arbitrary choices, |
103 |
nothing,nowhere. |
"M1SERY_SYNDROME (feat. Buddy Nielsen)" |
single |
any more than pain is diluted by abundance. |
104 |
Lil Xtra |
"Human" |
single |
I don't know if some of these people are half my age or quarter of it, |
105 |
Lil Skele |
"perfect target" |
single |
but I'm pretty sure every feeling I've ever had, I've felt at each of these ages: |
106 |
EKKSTACY |
"i want to die in your arms" |
i want to die in your arms +2 |
yours, mine, however old we will each be tomorrow |
107 |
GARZI |
"HELLO//GOODBYE" |
single |
in the instants before you leave. |
108 |
MASN |
"High School" |
single |
Another year starts, and we shift into our school positions |
109 |
Werd (SOS) |
"Shooting Star" |
Childish Games 6 |
even if those positions are running through American campuses listening to Scottish hip hop. |
110 |
Tzusan |
"Strange Fictions" |
WSPSNSYRP |
I don't even know you. I can't be responsible for your decisions. |
111 |
Oakzy B |
"Highs & Lows" |
WARD 9 |
I don't want a world where I have to validate your opinions to listen to your songs, |
112 |
Eddie Berman |
"Time Waits for No Man - Acoustic" |
Anchorite: Broken English from the Stronghold |
and you shouldn't want it, either. |
113 |
Dustin Tebbutt |
"Changeophelia" |
single |
Truth is even more expensive than cities. |
114 |
Prince Kaybee |
"3 In The Morning" |
single |
You can't afford 1000 true fans. |
115 |
MASHESHISA |
"Kwakhala Isayoni" |
Kwakhala Isayoni. 4 |
You can barely afford your own friends and their ancestors. |
116 |
Ubuntu Brothers |
"izinyembezi" |
single |
We walked to the edge of the world and threw our CDs over it, and walked back home singing. |
117 |
Valerie June |
"Into My Arms" |
Under Cover |
I believe in so many kinds of paths. |
118 |
The Giant Void |
"Billie Jean" |
single |
We are the ones who will follow all of them at once. |
119 |
Edge Of Paradise |
"Welcome to the Jungle" |
single |
We can find whatever we need: |
120 |
RichaadEB |
"Running Up That Hill - Instrumental" |
single |
one true fan who won't give us money and walk away, or offer, no more helpfully, to trade roles, |
121 |
Halocene |
"Castle of Glass" |
single |
but who will be with us, singing, shouting, indistinguishably whole, for as long as this song lasts, |
122 |
Harrogat |
"Anterora" |
Inferno |
and then quiet, but not silent, not gone. |