| 1 | Red Eleven | "Back in Time" | single | Know the deceptive seductive contours of fear and despair: |
| 2 | Communic | "Where Echoes Gather, Pt. 1: Beneath the Giant" | single | - the glass is half empty |
| 3 | Silver | "Darling Don't" | single | - the glass is cracked and leaking |
| 4 | The Dark Element | "My Sweet Mystery" | single | - the water is poisoned |
| 5 | Metalite | "Afterlife" | single | - the glass is full but it will be empty soon |
| 6 | Namasenda | "What U Got" | hot_babe_93 5 | - this is not water |
| 7 | A Thorn For Every Heart | "Pick up the Pieces" | Pick up the Pieces 5 | - this is the worst water |
| 8 | USEME | "Miénk A Világ" | Szélesvásznú Ég | - water is a plot |
| 9 | The Naked And Famous | "A Still Heart" | single | - the water would be fine, but it's covered by a layer of disgusting air |
| 10 | Wolf Alice | "Planet Hunter" | Visions Of A Life | - that's MY glass |
| 11 | ROZES | "Famous" | single | - that was my grandmother's glass and it was a set before you broke the other one |
| 12 | Noosa | "Don't Fight the Feeling" | The California Songs 3 | - they never refill your glass here |
| 13 | Eighty Ninety | "Your Favorite Song" | single | - they refill your glass, but they charge you for it |
| 14 | Shining | "Jag Är Din Fiende" | single | - other people get better water |
| 15 | Dominanz | "Ruins of Destruction" | single | - you don't know who else has been drinking this |
| 16 | Syn Ze Sase Tri | "Plecaciune Zaului" | Zaul Mos | - isn't there anything else to drink? |
| 17 | Ahab | "Transit" | Transit +3 | - I'm so thirsty |
| 18 | Hexis | "Nefarius" | XII 5 | - I'm always thirsty |
| 19 | Nocturnal Rites | "The Poisonous Seed" | Phoenix | - don't insult me, I would never drink that |
| 20 | Sleeping Romance | "Where The Light Is Bleeding" | single | - I'm allergic to water |
| 21 | Pink Cream 69 | "Path of Destiny" | single | - I have a religious objection to water |
| 22 | Anette Olzon | "Vintersjäl" | Vintersjäl / Cold Outside 2 | - other people should drink water, but I have extenuating circumstances |
| 23 | Ela | "Gib mir deine Hand" | Wer du Bist 2 | - I'm not against water, I just choose to consume it on a different schedule, and today is not the day |
| 24 | Diztord | "Slay, Vol. 15" | single | - the glass is totally empty according to integer division |
| 25 | Can't Swim | "God Awful" | single | - I liked the early indie water better |
| 26 | A Story Told | "Feel Bad" | single | - this water is not personalized enough |
| 27 | Makeout | "Childish" | The Good Life | - this water does not respect my individuality |
| 28 | Looming | "Tried & True" | Seed | - pretty soon nobody will have any water any more |
| 29 | Heavy Hearts | "No Heaven" | single | - it hurts to drink |
| 30 | Terror Jr | "Fight and Fuck" | Bop 3: The Girl Who Cried Purple | - when I pour your half-glass into my half-glass so I have a full glass and you have nothing, I am just celebrating my personal culture and heritage |
| 31 | P!nk | "Beautiful Trauma" | single | - when you drink your half-glass, you are consuming our irreplacable shared resources |
| 32 | Chase Holfelder | "Titanium" | single | - water used to taste better than this |
| 33 | Ben Frost | "A Sharp Blow In Passing" | The Centre Cannot Hold | - and glasses used to all be so full, you wouldn't believe how full |
| 34 | Atom TM | "Still D/A" | single | - you have water, but you don't know what it means |
| 35 | Bully | "Kills to Be Resistant" | single | - "half full" is a false equivalence |
| 36 | Gleemer | "Come Down" | single | - "half empty" is fake news |
| 37 | Worriers | "Not Your Type" | Survival Pop | - when I drink your water, I'm just being honest, and people want honesty more than they want water |
| 38 | Casper Skulls | "Lingua Franca" | single | - what? your water isn't drinkable? here, have some paper towels, I'll throw them, I throw like an asshole, don't be ungrateful |
| 39 | Mundy's Bay | "Oceanside" | Wandering & Blue 5 | - glasses aren't half-empty, people are half-empty |
| 40 | Sound of Ceres | "The Twin" | single | - if you want more water in your paper cups, you have to first fill the goblets |
| 41 | Talos | "Voices" | Voices +1 | - I like all kinds of things except the weird ones |
| 42 | Lapalux | "Holding On" | single | - ew, who drinks this? |
| 43 | Lorenzo Senni | "XAllegroX" | XAllegroX / The Shape Of Trance To Come 2 | - I mean, whatever, right, but what about children? |
| 44 | Ekman | "Sturm Und Drang" | Sturm Und Drang / First Mover 2 | - if God had wanted us to drink water, why did he give us all this sand? |
| 45 | Black Tiger Sex Machine | "Lions" | single | - rising sea-levels are an insurance scam by low-lying island nations |
| 46 | Terrafall | "Descending Angel" | Legion | - the glass is filled by weight, not volume |
| 47 | Salome | "Une nuit" | Les sirènes | - the glass is filled by prejudice, not entitlement |
| 48 | Timo Rautiainen & Trio Niskalaukaus | "Isä ei jätä" | single | - you just want your glass always filled for you |
| 49 | Vesterinen yhtyeineen | "Disko" | Paviaani - Parhaat 2009-2017 | - she doesn't even pour her own water |
| 50 | Valonkantajat | "Katso maailmaa, se palaa" | Katso maailmaa, se palaa +1 | - nobody really knows whether water even works |
| 51 | Toothgrinder | "Phantom Amour" | single | - you say it's half empty, but if it was actually full, you couldn't drink from it without spilling, so everything you say is now officially discredited |
| 52 | For Giants | "Remedy" | Big Sky | - we had better glasses when I was young |
| 53 | Tokyo Karankoron | "トーキョーダイブ" | 東京カランコロン01 4 | - they had Dallas Cowboys logos on them, and we got them at the gas station, and you could fill up an American car for a dollar and drink as much water as you want and none of this PC bullshit about droughts and BPA and we didn't need safe zones we had coal and guns, coal and guns, glasses overflowing with coal and guns |
| 54 | 八三夭 | "Kiss The Girl, Lose My World" | 拯救世界 | - I'm not suggesting we go back to drinking coal and guns or anything, I just think that these new water faucets have no soul |
| 55 | Ventino | "Qué Hubiera Sido" | single | - women's glasses are actually 64% empty |
| 56 | Ibeyi | "When Will I Learn" | Ash | - you should be thankful that you even have a glass |
| 57 | Two Story Road | "Detonate" | single | - my father owned the company that made these glasses |
| 58 | Grai | "Donya" | single | - I mean, that used to make these glasses before my father sold the water rights and invested the pension funds in coal and guns |
| 59 | Winter's Wake | "Rise" | Awake 4 | - we have the best water |
| 60 | The Sound of Arrows | "Don't Worry" | single | - but I have to tell you, you've thrown our water supply a little out of whack by needing to drink |
| 61 | Thåström | "Bluesen i Malmö" | Centralmassivet | - I had to tell you, you can't complain, it says right here in the constitution or somewhere that nobody can complain if I say I had to |
| 62 | Kettcar | "Ankunftshalle" | single | - making laws about glasses wouldn't have stopped this one from becoming half-empty |
| 63 | Slime | "Sie wollen wieder schießen (dürfen) - Albumversion" | Hier und Jetzt | - I'm just poisoning my water for sport, that's my sacred right and I'm willing to have you die for it |
| 64 | Within Silence | "Heroes Must Return" | single | - when you kneel to drink, you disrespect people I don't actually care about |
| 65 | The Apartments | "The Goodbye Train" | Drift | - I believe in pouring water for people who get water for themselves, I mean not personally, but I think people respect that honesty and nobody really wants me to touch their water anyway |
| 66 | Belinda Carlisle | "Ek Ong Kar Sat Gur Prasad" | Wilder Shores | - I used the other half to water my pot plants |
| 67 | Fito y Fitipaldis | "Entre dos mares" | single | - I'm not a racist, cilantro just tastes like soap to me |
| 68 | Collapse Under The Empire | "The Forbidden Spark" | single | - and I'm afraid of everybody who likes it, |
| 69 | Vessels | "Gløwer" | The Great Distraction | afraid they might touch me, |
| 70 | The Jezabels | "Don't Stop Believin' (triple j Like A Version)" | single | afraid of being touched |
| 71 | DZ Deathrays | "Bad Influence" | single | - you want to drink, but I need to rinse my golf shoes |
| 72 | Isotopes | "Poisoned Autumn" | single | - we're going to have clean dirty water, and jobs, so many jobs |
| 73 | Propagandhi | "Victory Lap" | Victory Lap | - of course it's half empty, Obama killed our economy |
| 74 | Iron Chic | "A Headache With Pictures" | single | - we sent half our water to Iran, or whatever |
| 75 | Milk Teeth | "Nearby Catfight" | single | - but no more, we're going to have American half-emptiness |
| 76 | Raven Tide | "Real" | Novarize | - our glasses are the fullest glasses maybe ever, everybody is talking about them |
| 77 | Onyria | "My Heart Will Go On" | single | - sure, those glasses look half-empty, but if you bought my daughter's tiny glasses they'd be full |
| 78 | Murlo | "At The End (Die For Me)" | Wind Me Up 3 | - I'd be drinking from her tiny glasses if she wasn't my daughter, and there weren't all these regulations |
| 79 | TMSV | "Sprite" | single | - these regulations about water, that's what we're half-full of, I think you all know what I'm talking about |
| 80 | The Great Discord | "Cadence" | single | - appreciate the congrats on the slurping, do these tiny glasses make my hands look big? |
| 81 | Grave Pleasures | "Doomsday Rainbows" | Motherblood | - one day it's droughts, the next it's hurricanes, everybody thinks they're special |
| 82 | Erdem Kınay | "Öptüm" | single | - our new bottles align the electrolytes so you don't lose your energy when you drink |
| 83 | Drängarna | "Iskall öl & Captain Morgan" | single | - you don't want that, we have famous people who don't want that |
| 84 | Simma i Vättern | "Alltid i andra hand" | Är du nöjd? | - maybe if we gamified the glass, people would be incentivized to find their own half-full-ness |
| 85 | Christian Bautista | "Kapit" | Kapit | - you can purchase water refills in convenient disposable 1oz pods |
| 86 | Fallulah | "Solarium" | single | - they have wireless transmitters, that's why they cost so much, but people don't just want water, they want a vertically integrated hydration experience |
| 87 | Secret Rule | "The Song of the Universe" | single | - different people make different choices about fullness |
| 88 | Morlas Memoria | "The Mirror" | Follow the Wind | - it's not half-empty, it's personally-leveled |
| 89 | Iglooghost | "Super Ink Burst" | Neō Wax Bloom | - we're currently looking for strategic partners to supply additional filledness |
| 90 | Midnight Resistance | "Under Glass" | Under Glass | - we apologize for the inconvenience |
| 91 | Maya Berovic | "To Me Radi" | single | - we apologize for your lack of appreciation for our decisions about your water levels |
| 92 | Vaz | "Spellbound" | Necessary, Pt. I | - our new and improved water has different volumetric characteristics, counselors will be on hand to help you think differently about embracing change |
| 93 | Petit Biscuit | "Waterfall" | single | - the empty part of the glass has a name, and that name is Opportunity, do you see what I'm getting at? |
| 94 | The Him | "Everybody Hurts" | single | - it will be empty soon |
| 95 | Moonboy Inc. | "Forever Sometimes" | single | - you'll look back on this glass and wish you still had glasses this full |
| 96 | Soulskinner | "Prince of Darkness" | Prince of Darkness | - we're going to half-fill our glasses first, that's what will make us great again |
| 97 | Tangerine Dream | "Tear Down the Grey Skies" | Quantum Gate | - great American water |
| 98 | Run The Jewels | "Mean Demeanor" | single | - your glass will actually be 1/10th full, but we all have to do our part |
| 99 | Butcher Babies | "Headspin" | single | - my glass will be totally full, because I am a winner, and my thirst is about winning, when I win it's like us all winning, but easier for me to appreciate |
| 100 | Matt Maher | "Clean Heart" | Echoes (Deluxe Edition) | - full of cheap foreign water, actually, because it's cheaper and I'm a cheap winner, and I never learned to taste the difference |
| 101 | Voyce | "Richtung - Extended Version" | single | - I hate this water |
| 102 | Malihini | "Lose Everything" | Lose Everything +3 | - I hate these glasses |
| 103 | Felin | "Love & Forget" | Felin 6 | - I love water, nobody loves water more than me, maybe ever |
| 104 | FamilyJules | "Seymour Battle" | single | - that's why I drank yours |
| 105 | CHVRCHES | "Do I Wanna Know? (triple j Like A Version)" | single | - that's why I won't rest until all of your glasses are empty, and then you will love me because you'll have nothing else left. |