||"One Shot to Kill"
||"This week I heard an a cappella group singing 'Jolene' with Dolly Parton. If you decide that a mime is really the thing you need, you will find a way. But I have chosen differently for myself. I have chosen loud guitars and dubiously violent metaphors. I have chosen to start most of my gym-takedowns with a Starmie and then a Sandslash. I think fighting moves that look like cartoon playground tactics help me think of the 'training' part less like breeding mutant puppies for euphemistic dog-fighting."|